Well, okay, then I guess its classic to have to masturbate 8 or 16 times a night until your legs shake and you’re crying, and you’re trying to make sure that your parents didn’t hear you, so you check their door 8 times. Then you move your toothbrush 64 times, then you move your dads toothbrush 64 times. Then you go back and forth between the two, moving each one 8 times until you’ve reach 64 times. But then you realize that that doesn’t feel quite right either. And suddenly it’s 3 in the morning and you’re fucking exhausted. And you go to school the next day looking like a zombie. It’s classical.